If you're still wiping with just toilet paper you're a chump and your ass hates you for it. Any red-blooded American knows Dude Wipes® are something you never leave the crib without.
*Also sweet for your face, hands, pits and dude regions
We Don't Make Butt Wipes, We Make Dude Wipes®
Huge 44 Square Inch Size
Vitamin E & Soothing Aloe
Alcohol Free & Quick Drying
Tested by Scientist & Doctor Dudes
Flushable Moist Wipes (Sewer/Septic)